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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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