- Anti Joke

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

A women in the kitchen.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts