A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is green and slow Grass.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

where's mom I killed her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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