- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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