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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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