- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

poop

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

say it ten times fast: oh

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

richard is fag

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??