- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats cold and frozen? ice

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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