- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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