- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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