Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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woman's rights

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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