- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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