- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Your big dick.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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