- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Your big dick.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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