A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Grace Ackerson

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Hello.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

womans rights...

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

why dont they make black forks

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