A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A blind man walks into a library.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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