Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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