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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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