- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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