- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

All of these jokes are about white people

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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