what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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The child was fired from his job.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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