- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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