How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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