- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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