- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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