- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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