You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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