- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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