- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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