I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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