- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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