- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

i saw amango it splootered

No it doesnt..

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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