What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Feminism

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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