Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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