What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Yes

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Women.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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