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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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