Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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