Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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