- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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