OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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