What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Tilt your screen back .

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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