- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why dont they make black forks

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

womans rights...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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