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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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