Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

i dont fisish anythi

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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