there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

i dont fisish anythi

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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