- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

why does the man appear fat he is

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Is your refrigerator running? No.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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