- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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