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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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