How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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