- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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