- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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