Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Anti Joke

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