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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

What's white and black? Color blind.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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