- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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