What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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