- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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