Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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eoin burgin is fat

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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deez nuts

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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dat shoe shine tho

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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