What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Anti Joke

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