- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Happy Monday!

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

I asked her where you were.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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