A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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