- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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