what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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