My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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eoin burgin is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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