why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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