- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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