- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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