- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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