- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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