I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

men's rights activists

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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