- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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