What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

women rights

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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