- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Emily Walker.

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