What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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