- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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