- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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