- Anti Joke

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!