Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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