Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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