- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

the economy.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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