- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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