- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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