Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

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