If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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