What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Anti Joke

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