- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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