What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why? Why not?

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Hello penis

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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