- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

hers a joke... japanese people

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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