- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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