- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Eric is gay Ha

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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