- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What is my name? I dont know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

learn. advance!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Whats funny? Your face.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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