- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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