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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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