You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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