What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

BIG MAC'S

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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