Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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