A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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if got a joke if fogot it

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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