Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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