- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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