- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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