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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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