What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Who is it?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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