- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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