- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

This is my favorite antijoke.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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