- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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