- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

If the 49ers won the superbowl

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

why do mexicans get made fun of

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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