- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

men's rights activists

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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