Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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69

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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