The New York Giants

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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