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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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