- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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