- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How about that airline food?

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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