Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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salad days!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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