Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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