- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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