were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Jesus Christ

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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