a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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