Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

who is really lanky? james cornish

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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