How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

where's mom I killed her

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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