- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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