Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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