cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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