what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Women's rights.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Knock, Knock Come in

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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