- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

My spelling is horrible

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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