- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Andoni was here

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

I had 99 problems Solved them all

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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