- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

^ That's not even funny ^

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

a black man pays his child support

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

who do we all like george goodburn

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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