- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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