- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Do the roar!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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