- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

i like turtles

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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