- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

woman's rights

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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