- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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