Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Happy Monday!

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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