- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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