- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Go away still nothing to see

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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