- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Ben Corbishley

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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