- Anti Joke

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims