Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Ily bae

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Anti Joke

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