- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why are white people white? I don't know

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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