What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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