Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Everybody will die

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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You know what's funny? Rape

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Anti Joke

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