What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Obama

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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