What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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