- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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