What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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DEATH.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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