- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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