- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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