What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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