- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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