Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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