- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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