- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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