- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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