- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A blind man walks into a library.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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