Women outside of the kitchen.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Matthew Baker

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