- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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