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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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