Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Wait! hundred billions!

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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No

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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12/23/2012

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America

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

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