- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

hey guys im gay

European on my shoes, buddy.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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