- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Massie is a fatass

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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