what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Womans baksetball...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

This is a random Anti joke.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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