- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Connor is homosexuaI

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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