whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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I love you

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Heskey time.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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