- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Womans baksetball...

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

This is a random Anti joke.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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