why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Japan

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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