- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

This is a joke.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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