A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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