Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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