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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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