- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

I C U P White stuff

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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