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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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