Women drivers...

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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