- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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