A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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