- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Good job, son.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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