- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Shea's sty....

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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